Last night I came up with a few potential ideas for bumper stickers and or warning labels for traditional gas powered cars. It made me think, what would it be like if every new vehicle came with a warning much like on a pack of cigarettes, stuck somewhere on the side that could never be removed?
WARNING: THIS VEHICLE PRODUCES TOXIC SUBSTANCES THAT MAY LEAD TO PREMATURE DEATH DUE TO ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS, RESPIRATORY DISEASE AND EVEN CANCER.
DON'T BLAME ME: THE TOXINS THIS VEHICLE PRODUCES HAS BEEN KNOWN TO IMPAIR MENTAL FUNCTIONING, CAUSING PROBLEMS WITH LEARNING AND MEMORY.
USE AT YOUR OWN RISK: LONG TERM EXPOSURE TO THIS VEHICLE HAS CAUSED TUMORS IN LABORATORY ANIMALS.
FACT: THIS VEHICLE PRODUCES TWICE ITS WEIGHT IN CO2 EACH YEAR AND IS A CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING.
CAUTION: THE SIDE EFFECTS OF DRIVING THIS VEHICLE MAY INCLUDE EYE IRRITATION, SHORTNESS OF BREATH, WHEEZING, FATIGUE, HEADACHES, COUGHING AND NAUSEA.
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